Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
I locked the porch door but I left a spare key on top of the keg on the side of the house
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I have way too big of a thanksgiving food baby to enjoy any of my old high school booty calls
Some kid just stopped wherever he was walking, turned to me, and gave me a slow clap. So I'm pretty sure my walk of shame beats yours.
You asked the waitress what the corking fee would be on the Joose you smuggled into the restaurant.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Tried to shave my legs but the rug burn on my knees from last night got in the way.
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
This couple is walking their pig around campus
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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