Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
so i was supposed to be to work at 8..but its 9:15 and im currently standing stoned in the middle of holiday...with a bag with three doughnuts, two redbulls, and a slim jim..
god i miss watching you do this...
I gave him a handjob while watching the presidential address. Needless to say, it was weird.
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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