I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
I bought a Christmas tree in my drunken state last night, after walking a half mile in search of vino and prior to my apparently playing boardgames with my boyfriend's family. There is no way you are on my level.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
i walked in on you eating. you had the fridge wide open and you were rotating between steak and handfuls of captain crunch.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
I'm not sure if I should be proud of you for having morals or disappointed in you for letting your sex life get this sad.
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
I kept screaming that he looked like Khal Drogo and rode around the bar on his back.
Randomize
