We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
They have beer in plastic boots. How am I supposed to resist that?
I don't remember anything that happened last night past 10.. I made him buy me a Buckeye's Donut tshirt. I have no idea why he'd want to fuck me after that.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
Ok now a guy in a winnie the pooh costume is grinding on some chick to the song shots
The condom broke. Its OK tho, turns out I was just humping her thigh for 20 minutes. Jager dude, Jager.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
He smells like ham and a lifetime of poor choices
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I dont understand why so many people are content staying in and avoiding alcohol and sex
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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