My only options right now are Herpes, Gay, or Vanilla.
Nothing gets me like the O.C. theme song does.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
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Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
I am going to dream of scrotums tonight, I just know it.
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Well I checked the bush outside his apartment building this morning, and he wasn't there... So I knew he was home.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
I'm sorry I tried to spit drugs down your throat like a baby bird last night.
Your cat ate my taco.
. . . I don't have a cat?
It was laying in your bed. Now it's hunting for more tacos.
He was so traumatized by the It's a small world ride but he immediately pulled out a flask from god-knows-where and got drunk before the ride was over. The ride operator didn't blame him.
No way man ... This is real life. Complete sentences and everything.
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