I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
Is it sanitary to roast marshmallows over a cigarette lighter?
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
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He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
She told me my parents were awesome for leaving me uncircumcised...
You are not about to raise that baby deer, you can BARELY raise yourself... Return it to it's mom now.
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
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I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
He called us the '3 Amigos' and told us if hos ex wife came we had to jump the porch railing and hide in the bushes.
There aren't enough words in the English language to fully describe how worried I am for your dick. And the rest of you, I suppose.
Random question, what's John-that-we-had-a-threesome-with's phone number? Don't necessarily need the full number, maybe just area code? Think I drunkenly ran into him last night and now I have texts from a John.
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
I just threw up on the way to class. Legit, on the sidewalk by psych building.
THAT WAS YOU? Psych prof just pointed out the window and said "that kids, is why you don't pregame before class"
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