the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
I wanna be on tlc
Impossible. You are neither fat, fertile or fashionless.
Wearing a Sarah Lawrence sweatshirt is like wearing a shirt that says, "I'm getting a degree in substitute teaching."
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
you should give me head with plastic fangs in
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
But the real question is how many people didn't see my dick last night?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I walked into a McDonalds at 8:30 am with a half-eaten apple and a solo cup. Never felt so judged.
It's gameday bitch. Man up.
Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
He asked me for a pic so I sent him a pic of my boyfriends dick.
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
I just apologized to a wet floor sign i walked into.
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