it doesn't get any better than taco bell and soft core porn
I'm so hungover And my mouth is so dry it feels like my tongue is wearing a sweater
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
Welcome to my life. currently drinking beer through two straws. easier/faster that way.
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I'd really appreciate it if we could dress up as pilgrims and indians for the thanksgiving eve bar crawl
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
I had to carry you down because your legs weren't moving anymore but you were carrying the weights you stole from that guys room... and that's where the bruises came from.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
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I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
I'm bored enough im considering taking up his offer to turn me straight just to kill time until the lasagna is out of the oven
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
PICK ME UP NOW I THINK THIS MOTEL IS A CRIME SCENE. also congrats on your engagement i saw the post on my phone while i was climbing out the window
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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