I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
i'm wearing my white shorts to coax my period out of hiding.
Just don't lie down.. Throwing up upwards is NOT cute the second time.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
I did nothing besides stay sober all night, I walked home to find max naked knocking cups off the counter with his cock lol
Things I have learned since the start of my first college spring break: do not fart in an enclosed space (such as a shower stall) when hungover. You will throw up. More lessons to follow as week continues.
You described pouring milk in your strawberry cereal as a glittering magnificent water fall, skimming over the mountain and little strawberry citizens.
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Hooked up with a straight guy while dressed as a man. I'm unstoppable.
You grabbed my shirt and said, "hope you're not attached" and ripped it off before I could answer you.
All I’ve had today is sex and water. I think it’s time for tacos.
You don't make any sense
TEQUILA
I woke up to the sound of her peeing at the end of the bed at 4am.
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