I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She paints her nails the color of the sheets of the last guy she slept with
It's not prostitution until you're out of college. Right now it's just strategic boning.
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I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I don't know. I just thought I'd put my drinks in my bag and go on an adventure. Like a drunk Bilbo Baggins.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
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I'm really ok with inappropriate relationships. They are my favorite of all the relationships. No need to be timid. For crying out loud.
If there's anything my liberal arts education has taught me, it's belligerence.
Text me if something catches fire and I will put pants on
I would ride that face into the sunset
Why are your pants in the freezer?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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