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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
My relationship with VH1 is so bittersweet
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
It came up in court that I told the arresting officer my name was Thomas Jefferson, and I was born in 1776. I almost kept a straight face. Almost.
You left for an hour, then walked up to us at the bar, pulled 80 dollars out of your bra and yelled " drinks are on him".
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Is it possible to break your brain with drugs?
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Okay everything with a penis is officially dead in my eyes
Dude, I just turned down sexual favours because I need to study... What the fuck is wrong with me?
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
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