She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
That is correct. I did in fact somehow pass out in the tanning booth for over an hour. And yes the attendant did have to open it up and shake me awake.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
I will not remember tonight for the most part. This text will be evidence. You can and probably will use this against me.
Last time we had a party like that I woke up naked on the pool table with a chalk outline around me and a empty bottle of jager duct taped to my hand.
Yea. I'm excited about this party too
I know. I feel like I should be doing mature responsible adult things though. Like getting loans, working 60 hours every week and not eating burritos in bed, ya know?
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
then he grabbed my tit and yelled "FOR NARNIA!!" then dove into my vag. i think I will do him again strictly for the entertainment value
My one night stand from last night is currently mowing my lawn for me.
All I'm saying is this is the exact reason I should not be left unsupervised.
Who the fuck is "nick from the beach last year"
No idea hahaha...why?
He just texted me.. Should I ask where I met him?
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
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