you remind me of a slightly lless slutty bristol palin
and you remind me of a slightly less retarded levi johnston
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
She whispered into my eat that she wanted me to fuck her while her parrot watched...
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
She called him at 5 AM so that he'd be ready for her birthday breakfast and drinks at 6. This is why people don't need to wait until their 21st to have their first drink.
I had sex with a Dutch boy on a rock last night. Happy graduation! x x
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
He wants me to fart in his mouth and is offering me SOOOO much coke. I'm stuck between a rock and a hard place. GIVE ME ADVICE.
Randomize
