whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
On the bright side I still get a $20 referral bonus at the plasma center even though he passed out during donation because he was so high.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
okay. well, yeah. i'm a mess and a half. this shit is not what dumbledore died for.
This was the first time I've ever pushed myself until I vomited. Sorry, random couple laying on a dock at 8:30am. I would have picked a better spot so you didn't have to watch/listen to me vomit, but you guys were being MAD quiet. I had no idea you were there.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
You gave my cousin a blowjob and are facebook friends with my mom. Is there a name for this level of friendship?
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
If I had an Australian accent I'd be unstoppable. Teach me how you talk