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• (850): View more from Florida

  Are they still out there making out on the couch? How can we get them to leave?

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  I 'm gonna go stand naked in the kitchen with a knife

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  once the tequila comes in everyone elses feelings go out the window.

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• (985): View more from Louisiana

  I have a feeling this won't be the last time I wake up wrapped in a shower curtain with the words "Blame Bono" spray painted on it

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  You know you had good weekend wheb we you hook up with three different girls and you don't feel no pain when u pee in the morning

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• (407): View more from Florida

  I'm legit concerned I might pass out this weekend from having too much sex.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  Besides the flaccid incident, it was decent. Average sized. So this is my life now. Loneliness and lackluster sex.

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• (562): View more from California

  My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners

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• (409): View more from Texas

  There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you

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• (307): View more from Wyoming

  The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.

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• (915): View more from Texas

  He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  I just said give me penis or give me death. Some patriot is rolling around in his grave right now.

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• (289): View more from Ontario

  Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  Don't go to sleep yet I need your Mexican roots. Can you come make guacamole

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.

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• (704): View more from North Carolina

  Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over

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