Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
why did u let me go home with him last night?
u were determined it was a good idea
You were so drunk last night you thought you force pushed the automatic door open.
I'm going to get a baby outfit made and send it to her that says: "My husband fucked his subordinate and all I got was another baby".
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Also, never say you're cool with a threesome if they ask. That shit's a trap.
I remember convincing the limo driver to smoke with us and if he did I would name my first son after him.
Occasionally I curse my inner 15 year old when I'm fulfilling their dreams as a slut, but I roll with it.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
He looked like he was trying to woo a lady version of himself by playing goblin music on his guitar.
Theres a point where you stop and say hey....as high as I am on LSD right now ...I`m just a man covered in paint
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
If he isn’t into CosPlay he will be after tonight. That naughty nurse outfit heals broken hearts
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