i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
So hungover. Sitting in class about to puke during this ladys flute performance. Not sure why were having a flute concert in biology
YOU ARE OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. I AM OBSESSED WITH PORCHES. HOW IS THIS REAL.
I guess I realized I had a problem when I ordered 4 shots and told the bar wench to pour them all into 1 glass
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
My bed smells like the plague
will you help me invent vagina-safe pop rocks?
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
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