everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
When she gives birth, I'm so playing 'Eye of the Tiger'
I keep forgetting that I only have two nostrils.
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
the last thing I remember is taking a pull of ever clear and chasing it with vodka
Seriously, I really just burned my nipple making ravioli.. I'd explain, but no reasoning makes this acceptable:/
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