i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
his dad told me thanks for making his little boy a man at breakfast this morning
Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
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We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
I'm at the store buying a new phone cause I pissed all over mine last night. Drunk me is expensive as shit.
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There is a pool of ranch salad dressing in my purse...I know thats always been something you've wanted to try..so don't even act like you didn't do this.
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
I am putting clothes on to go find a brownie
In my experiences, brownies are better naked.
I woke up with a giant paw print on the side of my face, my jaw hurts, and I have no idea how any of this happened.
I’m going to bedazzle that dick
What does that even mean
No idea, but I guarantee he’ll get hard every time he remembers it
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