So how was he last night?
Five-minute foot-long.
Her life has all the ingredients for a how to book: Making Your Life an Epic Fail
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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
i just threw up a quarter into the urinal in the bathroom at the bar. everybody else stared then cheered. that drunk
Just got a call at work, I have to consent to a random drug and alcohol test by end of business day, if you arranged this it's the best/worst April fools prank ever.
Like... Chilling at home with a movie, hang out? Or have sexual intercourse in the backseat if his car, hang out?
There is a newly found video on my phone of me following you to the bathroom to watch you throw up. sorry I didn't hold your hair
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
We are there now. They have a giant cock and balls with an eagles face and wings.
Also I like this area. Lots of places for me to get tacos.
I just almost caught my floor on fire, then decided I could put it out with my knuckles! So I'm doing good!
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
i'd like to schedule a penis for 4pm please.
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