i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
We have sex, then he cooks. It's like a fantasy.
let me put it this way. im never saying "join in or get out" again unless i know whos in the room.
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He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
So the doctor told me that I am starting to showing the early signs of liver cirrhosis. Thank you Jack Daniels for making the first 26 years of my life awesome.
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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I never thought I would be having sex behind a shower curtain that wasn't in a bathroom.
"But puppies!" Is not an acceptable excuse for trying to drunkenly steal someone's dog, you promiscuous midget!!
I thought since you asked to see my dick I might as well say hi
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
i just realized i have only had sex on couches so far this year. i can't decide if that's impressive or trashy
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