Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
No. You are not the Kate in this relationship. I will do what I want.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
It was like a lincoln log. Seriously. I don't know who's more pissed, me or my vagina...worst.hookup.ever.
No mixer. Vodka in yogurt?
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
I'm just gonna clean the house so my Mom won't think I'm hung over. I'll just start with the toilet
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
idk how I feel so profoundly understood by someone whose latest tweet is "labia majora's mask." but I do.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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