I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
are we at that level where i can tell you your girlfriends tits looked really good yet?
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
I miss your penis. I'm telling you this as a friend, like its just a really great penis. You should be proud of it.
Why do you have to go to the hospital?
I gotta apologize to a male nurse who's tryin to press assault charges on me
we are out of drugs. and patience. please bring former.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
My mouth tastes like what I imagine a hobo's skin would taste like.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
HURRY. I NEED DRUNK. MORE DRUNK.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
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