a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
you'll never guess what i found when i got home...
a cake, in the toilet
Actions speak louder than pants.
this lesbian fantasy crush is getting WAY out of hand. just spent an entire meeting staring at her long fingers thinking, "oh those could be fun"
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she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
My booty call just moved 2 min from my house
This has pregnancy written all over it
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I'm pretty sure that our Lady and The Tramp Red Vine moment was the farthest I got last night
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Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
I tried to steal a Mike's Hard sign last night but it didn't work out
why what happened?
Well it was going fine.. until the bouncer noticed the three foot steel lemon sticking out of my jacket.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
I don't think I've ever been sadder than the way I feel when I finish my meal while I'm high
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
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