I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
tell ils to like buy her flowers and like a balloon that says, sorry I tried to fuck your sister. I think hallmark makes some of those cards too.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I haven't even gone in yet. I'm sitting in the waiting room playing a game i like to call "Who else is here for AA".
Quick question... Can I call you daddy? Or would that just really made the whole 8 year age gap a bigger deal...?
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
Won't anyone wonder why I'm mute, bald, and wearing an eye patch?
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
I just watched a guy smoke weed through a French Horn. He is my hero
I just heard a 350 lb guy with a stutter describe getting blood in his eye as he was shanking his cellmate and, more generally, how to survive as a white guy in jail.\n\nYou should really consider going to some AA meetings
I just rolled an Obama blunt and a Romney shame joint for tonight. Vote wisely.
Wish me luck. My vagina needs it.
May his noodley appendage touch you.
I never imagine I'd say this, but can I ask Jeff for the butt plugs back even though it was a gift and we broke up?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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