have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
i just got offered coke by a strung out pilot. my night just got a lot more interesting.
the black eye was caused by a 12 year old girl in a vampire costume who punched you in the face after you aggresively screamed "TEAM JACOB!" in her face & howled at the moon...
Hurry there's a dancing lesbian. She's a jumper and has impeccable jazz hands.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
I'm sorry I make you whore yourself out to him everytime I'm drunk and want mcdonalds.
She still cant shoot whiskey?
Im having serious doubts about this relationship
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
If we accept the love we think we deserve do we also accept the sex we think we deserve?
But for real, I had the best sex of my life on that bunk bed
Woke up in the ER with a nurse holding my tongue together inside of my mouth and a shattered jaw, the last thing I remember is opening the 151, care to fill me in?
Giiirrrllll. Back to back snaps of dicks. Two different guys sent me their dick at the same time. This is totally what our founding fathers meant with life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness.
we decided to take the jello everclear shot at the party...didnt think it tasted any different....o dear god...the regret..
you've already made the comitment to pee in public you should at least whip your dick out
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