OMG Im so trashed fishy! im sitting hereon my bed wif mcdonalds n i look like david hasselhoff!!!!!! kill me now
my mom walked in on me smoking weed alone, listening to the eagles, and just staring at the river. she totally knew.
high people should be assigned attendants
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
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And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
just got a girls number while on a 5 am adderall cig break this is college at its finest
She has a facebook friends list called oops. theres 33 people in it. she said its all the guys she regrets fucking.
Rachel and his cat watched us 69 last night. I pretended to be embarrassed the next day... But to be honest I like an audience
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
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CORAL IS FAR MORE RED THAN HER LIPS RED
Oh god you're Sonnet 130 drunk, aren't you.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
He said he could outsmoke me so I challenged him to a weed duel. I don't always very competitive but when I do...
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
Let's celebrate our country being screwed by screwing.
right now I am washing the alcohol and shame off from last night
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