I bet they all look and smell like Amy Winehouse
home. puking in laundry basket.
Just made a Mimosa with Chardonnay and Emergen-C.
its 4:30 pm. In the mall. Just threw up into my hands. I love Vegas and Vegas loves me
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Well, I just hope you know I had your best interests at heart when I put your sandwich down my pants.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
She gave me head because I gave her my pack of cigarettes...And you said quitting would be hard.
You planned my entire going away party sitting in the bath tub cradling a bottle of Cuervo. You promised me fire jugglers. And a pinata.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
I found my spirit animal in the shower. It's a sloth/bear that lives in my chest.
This is not 2004 anymore. It's not acceptable to get fingered while watching 'Ferngully' in a basement full of your friends.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
You microwaved all of my silverware, I don't care if you spent all your money on tequila, you're paying for this.
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