The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
this guy is so high, he just ate half of a frozen blueberry muffin and half of a frozen poppyseed muffin, then proceeded to make a "hybrid poppyberry muffin"
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
Putting the night light in my bathroom cabinet was the best idea ever. Awesome for puking while light sensitive
I totally gave him head in sync to Beastie Boy's Sabotage playing in the background.
I swear I can feel something in my uterus. Like, I can feel his sperm searching for an egg. Wtf...
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
He's super sweet. I feel like I'm dating Elmo. If Elmo had a 7 incher
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
that moment you remember partying with someone several years ago.. and don't remember if you slept with them or not.
Fine I’ll come with you but you better tell that guy to wear some longer shorts because the second I see a rogue nut I’m gone
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