remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
All i remember was he was wearing billibong pants... well actually my mom found that out for me.
I've grown up since last year. I don't give blow jobs as birthday presents anymore.
Just to save you guys the surprise, somebody shit outside of our door.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I don't care if he's straight, his cock will be in my mouth by midnight. Like a closeted Cinderella.
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
We designated a driver... But it was me..... So we designated another driver
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
If I woke up in a pillar of smoke I suppose that's a sign right
How are you feeling this morning?
Well, I just found day old puke in my bra, so I've been better.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
How do I sound like a lady while communicating the fact that I want his dick in my mouth?
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