nah, its part of my diet to keep track of the servings of everything i put into my body
how many servings is brandon's dick?
it was all downhill after the free blackjack taco
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
and my souvenir for the night was a nice ambulance blanket
She gave me head while using a laptop on my stomach to go online. I've never seen a better feat of multitasking.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
He showed up to a baby shower and kept telling everyone he was late because he was pregaming. And then tried honking the pregnant girls tits
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Nahh no judgin. Compliments to the balls are always heartfelt
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
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