I swear she didn't look like that last week.
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
its a saturday night. im home alone watching legally blonde, eating week old birthday cake and drinking milk out of the carton. so yeah im doing real well
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
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He invites me over too FucK and i wind up eating 6 jimboys tacos with his roommates. While he waited in his room. Maybe next time
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
No one wanted to hang out so vodka and I are hanging out
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how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
All I remember is that I was trying to call my wolf pack by howling.
You wouldnt listen to us when we told you there was no place that was selling girlscout cookies at 4:30am...
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