im orety awesome arent i? relly i know i am
So drunk, too bad you don't want this
I want to give you a handjob with my mouth.
dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
I'll let you put expensive food in me, but really, not much else.
My mom asked me to donate my child hood stuffed animals to the poor then I realized I was hiding liquor behind them. I told her I was too attached to them. She understood. Wrong in so many ways.
Dude. My sister is off limits. Touch her again and I'll rip off your dick and force feed it to you.
I accept this challenge.
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
How soon is too soon to enter the slutty phase of this breakup?
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I would fuck him just for his dog
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
