You feel like going out tonight?
Does a 14yr-old girl look good beat up? I'll bring the handle
There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Heyy I kind of wanted to apologize and excuse myself for last night. I feel like that was a little much. I just met you. That's why I don't like tequila. Haha
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
We are taking shots off of spoons and listening to Mary Poppins.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
Dear god how many nuts did u bust in me my vagina feels like a bowl of jello.
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
Only you could make a stripper uncomfortable by eye fucking her too much.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
So I decided to sleep with him for the first time in months so I can convince him it's his kid instead of the other guy
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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