Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
i can't watch a movie tonight dude, im smoking weed
you smoke with your eyes?
Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Paddidles count extra in the back of a cop car
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
I saw a girl walking around campus with bandages on both her knees. I need to get her number.
If I threw up, how do I still have the same piece of gum in my mouth from the beginning of the night?
I AM SENDING THIS TEXT MESSAGE SO I DON'T LOOK AT HIM. THANK YOU FOR RECEIVING IT.
I think we should get high on adderall and nair each other again for New years.
I asked you if you needed a ride and you kept saying "no, my name is katelyn"
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
I think I was just motorboated by a 4-year old girl.
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
Randomize
