Asian hipster sighting. About to tackle him and ask him to take me to chinatown
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
We've only been driving for two hours and I'm already down 3 vicodin...I'm not going to survive this family vacation.
it's been dubbed the summer of antibiotics
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The guy at the bar repeatedly told us he was an off duty cop from out of town, that to normal people would be the time where you stop asking him to smoke a blunt with us
Also the fuck cup must be buried with me
Yep, that just happened. My mom just gave me a big bag of drugs for my birthday. She even put them in a fancy bag with tissue paper.
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
he really is such a sweet guy. it’s a shame i have to break his heart.
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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