please tell me I'm in your upstairs bedroom. Just google mapped myself and I have no idea where I am.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Threesome in a minivan. New low
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
He goes "sorry was at the gym. Some of us workout " and I wanted to text him back and go "well some of us do occasional drugs so we don't have to"
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
I'm not sure if 14 year old me would be disappointed or proud that I fucked him behind her middle school??
You asked him if he would have sex with you under the dinosaur. He declined and then you started crying, blaming the sand.
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