i think i have herpe
just one?
I just found out me and my parents buy from the same drug dealer.
you should get a family discount.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
Definitely just put my car on cruise control so I could stick my head out of the sunroof while driving to taco bell.
Don't make it weird, I don't think about you when I'm climaxing, it's just that I see you rooting me on.
I've made friends with the guy dressed as a gorilla that was chasing the guy dressed as a banana around with a super soaker full of vodka. I feel this will be a good relationship for me.
I'm told I threw my cigarettes at the TV one by one Shouting about the cast of Community.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
I mean I'm sad it didn't work out but tbh he he can't unlick my booty hole or unbreak his headboard... He won't forget my name ever
There's no button for "gave my boyfriend's cock to a friend" on my intimacy calendar.
That's MADAM THUNDERCUNT to you
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
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