You're a womanizer and a bitch.
It feels like he gave my taint an indian burn.
So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
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Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
We are hot boxing the gondola
I hate everything.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
he said he was going grocery shopping but when he came back all he had was a jumbo bag of pancake mix and case of beer.
the essentials, lol
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
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It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I just left a 3 minute voicemail to the guy I want to fuck baby talking my cats and I don't know if I can delete it 😐
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