I just drove by a church. On the sign out front was written 'crocodile cock'. On both sides.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
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I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
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it's the amount of time you spend on preventing me from puking that really cements this friendship
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
Soooo you're telling me you support us groom's men giving lap dances to willing patrons?
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