Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Finally washing the shoe scuff marks off my front windshield :( bye bye memories
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
The name of the man in your bed is not Ryan. I can't remember what his name is but that is wrong
I got a hand job after work. Remember those? From the 90s...
He made a group chat with him, his wife, & I. Is this really life!??
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