We won't sleep together?
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
im so bored in class... i just made a pie graph of my favorite bars and a bar graph of my favorite pies
Santa Claus winked at me two tables over at the Chinese place tonight I was almost afraid he knew "getting laid" was my Christmas wish
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
Hmmm. I never knew the difference. I've done either one and had stronger or weaker versions but usually if i took enough, i tripped balls. That should be a PSA for kids... if you take drugs and the drugs are weak, just take more drugs... The More You Know
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.
Dick is healthier for you than green beans
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
I'm legitimately the first person in the United States to successfully shave their balls with a Razer Blade of a sword and fully admitt it. I'm honestly smoother then a 10 year old.
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