I definitely just put my boxers on backwards.
haha now u have to piss out ur bum
I just saw a girl play flip cup with only her tongue
I'm in love
he was CRYING into my vagina
champagne bombs. Yes, i think that is where things may have gotten out of control.
Just saw Youth in Revolt. There are only so many times Michael Cera can lose his virginity.
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
If you were curious as to how many pounds of bagged marijuana can fit in the trunk of a 2010 Chevrolet Aveo, we now have the answer
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I figured out plans for New Year's and by figuring out I mean I've got a sugar bowl of cocaine. Start at 10?
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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