What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I just put on my hot pinky lace thong... you know what that means! ;)
Oh god. Slutty you is on the run. Someone needs to alert the city.
everyday i am more and more thankful i can still check the no box for "have you ever been convicted of a felony?" on applications
A guy just tried to send me a pic of his penis & my phone sent me a disclaimer saying "the components were unsuitable for your terminal"
Even your phone knows you shouldn't sleep with him...
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I feel like my teeth are sweating.
Dipping doritos in Grey Poupon. Why does no one treat me like the lady I am?
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
Will that be creepy to wake him up at midnight with my tongue all over his body??
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
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Side note: Hot guys are now getting with ugly chicks. Alert the media.
You are under a naked attack watch for the whole weekend. Shelter in place.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
About that photo of the cake you just sent. You do realize it’s on a glass table, right? We can all see your reflection in it, and you’re very obviously naked.
Randomize