i thought i deleted your number from my phone...Wtf
Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Omg alex and i were cooking weiners on a campfire and a bear came and i am waayyy too high for this
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
then he pulled down his pants, and i just stared for about a minute..... i was so confused. i didnt know my cat could have a bigger penis than an 18 year old man.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
peeing on that welcome mat was like, the highlight of my week
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
My liver and my bank account can't afford another all nighter. Help.
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
No my first time having an orgasm with you will not be on face time
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
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