i keep myself tagged when other girls look bad/ugly so i look better
Drunk tip #47: Its better to overestimate how many plastic bottles itll take to urinate in, rather then underestimate.
one of them held the wheel while the other one changed her pants. while driving. on the thruway. what
Great. Woke up in Ts room wearing one sock, a glove and a beret with a sorrority chick CLEARLY out of my league. Jose Cuervo you ARE a friend of mine.
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Idk man, she was drunker than me and i was sitting there talking to a raccoon about it's broken leg.
Returning my drunken purchases from last night. Not a single thing I bought was on sale.
It took me half an hour to realize I didnt know them
No matter how many miles separate us, I will always be here to get you through whiskey shots.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
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He hit me up on Grindr and called me "bro." I just have to assume that the sex is going to be bad.
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
Sorry about peeing on your phone last night
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
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