talk about how much treatments for your hpv hurts
i mean really, i cant compete with a cucumber
Pick my eyebrow is burning. I'm sitting in the back of dolows vat and listening to jolly music and wilfgang is signing and looking food. Cute kid. Home is where I go now.
what. the. fuck.
Put your dick on his face to wake him up, dont worry its fine.
chinese tourists just took a picture of me....im pretty sure i heard the bus drive say something about shame.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Screw it. I'll show up in a white dress with a sign that says " I fucked the groom and it wasn't that great."
I fucked a 6'7 Danish man. In the ocean. At 5am. Greetings from Florida!
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
Is it wrong that the only reason I'd want Savannah in my wedding party is to watch her whore around and drink?
It was like coming out my mothers vagina again in slow motion
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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