And if not, hey- I've never had a restraining order before, so that will be cool
It could be our claim to fame
Done. I'll pack a cooler.
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
Thank God I did Vegas bombs with those cops at their Christmas party. We should so be in jail.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
Why is there an ambulance refusal in my pocket? I'm never going drinking with you again.
Remember camping when you drank 36 beers to yourself in one day and puked in your tent? Ready for round 2?
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Jesus Christ that hit just spoke to so many levels of my soul. It's caressing them softly
He couldn't get his dick hard. So he started yelling at it. " EVERYONE is laughing at you, you piece of shit no wonder you can't get pussy" i wonder if that happens frequently I'll try again next weekend
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
There's a point in life when you've got to take dick like a big girl.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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