Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
If I would have known that wiping my dick on her pillow would have caused her to leave........
My pussy is not your playground.
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
he started drinking at 9am with grey goose and pancakes. He IS my hero.
THEY ARE MY AGE. THEY ARE YOUR LITTLE SISTER'S AGE THIS IS A DELICATE MATTER. CAPS LOCK
After he was done he gave me a case of landshark and tickets to tomorrows yankee game. This is the best nonrelationship ever
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
Is this the girl that wrote "Poon Slayer" across my chest?!
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
Sorry I crashed a riding mower into your garage door. No hard feelings??
Nothing says girls night like wine cheese and pregnancy tests 😂
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