What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
no one should ever give us hovercrafts
Things got a little weird when he fired up his homemade flamethrower in the living room.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
whatever buzz i had immediately ended when i saw her run through a sliding glass door
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
New reason to drink: alcohol makes soda taste like goddamn gold.
I tried to celebrate Halloween, Thanksgiving, Hannukah, and New Years all in one night.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
Last nights hook up turn into a star wars history lesson.. He's luck y he's pretty..
Had sex in a blanket fort. How was your weekend?
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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