Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
Does my status still say I suck cocks? I don't know how to change it
she tried giving me head in the pool. it was more entertaining than pleasurable
ive realized i need to start an "avoid moving in with my parents after graduation" fund
ambylanc
what?
there was an amgbulance. iw ish i was in it.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
Houston, we have a squirter
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
You might not want to come home tonight. Mom just found your vibrator and now she won't stop sobbing and holding a framed picture of you as a little kid.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
If you don't respond in the next 30min, I'm going to assume your in a sex coma, in jail, or dead... All of which I've become accustomed to, and will follow the appropriate channels of notification once you notify me.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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