oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
My costume is made up of 4 inch heels and a firefighter costume I'm borrowing from the dramatic play area of my Pre-K classroom. I told you I could still be slutty on a teacher's salary.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
I distinctly remember holding up a piece of ham pizza and screaming: "WHO THE FUCK EATS HAM PIZZA" in the face of a bunch of scared 13 year old girls faces, while my own sister laughed in mine.
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
I traded my pants for a Santa hat last night and it was so worth it.
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
Say thank you and give him a blowjob.
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