found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
he threw my burrito on the ground and said im too drunk. fuck that guy.
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I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
Boy did I ever crash and burn on the pickled egg pick up line.
He just told me the blow job I gave him was like a journey
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I can already see the regret in her eyes. Amazing night. This city rules.
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She was wearing my robin hood hat from Halloween shouting "steal from the rich and give to the poor, mothafuckaaaaas." We are taking her everywhere.
She doesn't believe I only want to use you for sex. She has a much higher opinion of me than either of us do.
I just had sex with the Sheriff's Deputy. You should call me.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
I will warn you that there is a pic of me riding a buffalo....and for the record, I was completely sober!!
I just bartered a blowjob for the ex-fiancée's engagement ring. FTW!
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