party was madd awkward.. it was like every person who i sat next to in high school and never said hi to was there
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
So many people have lost their virginity on my futon... I think it is only the right thing to bronze it and put it on display
well as your friend its only fair to offer my cock for your services. Cause I care.
hey, its the girl who gave you a bloody nose and paid you back with a blow job. have you seen my shoes?
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
well the night couldnt get much worse after she peed all over herself and the sidewalk.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
Do you have any need for a scary clown mask?
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
Yeah, great now I will be tampon girl
Ur betting me $100 that I can't do ur sister?
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