we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
I don't understand but I fell asleep naked holding a tub of cool whip and a boiled egg
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We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
i woke up the next morning in a pool of blood in my bathroom and a pinata donkeys head in my bed
so much for an anticlimactic 22nd birthday
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
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You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
We found you wrapped up in a tarp in the garage the next morning, thats how real shit got.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
Shirley Temple died. We owe it to her to get dirty shirley wasted.
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night