Hey man sorry I got all grabby
yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
then again I'm sitting on a tree stump completely naked in the dark listening to some type of glee soundtrack.
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
You know, I had the money for a pregnancy test, but at the time, tacos were more important.
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Just served breakfast to a bunch of hella drunk kids. They kidnapped the birthday boy for his 21st and he was wearing a disney onesy and bunny ears. They've been drinking since before dawn, why don't we have friends like that?
we had break-up sex in a port-a-potty. how do you think it went?!
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
Why is it every time you ask me what I'm doing, I'm at a police station?
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
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