used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
One date. That's all it took. I want to have his geunis babies in me. One date.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
Walt I've been the third wheel taking shotssssssssssssssssolo. Each s is for each solo shot.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
possibly one of my favorite moments was wiping it off your nose after you high fived a bouncer
woke up next to the new dishwasher. set the record for banging a new employee to 6 hours...i should be a professional sexual predator
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.
I need an outfit for the bar tmrw that reads I have daddy issues and would like a fancy sugar daddy.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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