Dual....:-)
I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I skipped work to stalk him.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Got free coffee because I told the guy at starbucks the pleats in his khaki pants made his cock look big.
My uncrustable is thawing in my straightener
Oh yeah forgot to mention that I referred to myself as the oral sex heavyweight champion last night
I'm so glad I got to use the word gutterslut before 11:00a today.
by the way- Brandy out of a doggy bowl was AMAZING
Either im tripping real hard, or there's a legit land shark in my apartment.
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
A boy in some branch of the military kissed me I think I'm going through an American sniper phase
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
It would be weird sobbing cry sex.
Drinking wine while working. Yay.
Just had sex at the YMCA.
We are so productive today.
Randomize
