I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
Dammit. I drunkenly drank all my milk at 6 AM in a misguided stupor to prevent my roommates from stealing my milk.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
He painted a swimsuit on me. Naked day at the lake was a success.
Woke up with two different pairs of pants in the pockets of a jacket.None of the above are mine.
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
I'm like a saiyan, every time I get trashed I come back stronger
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
