So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
My Nuvaring birth control makes me queef.
at the resort hottubing with french twins, who brought champange. this should be a postcard.
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Is a Chipotle burrito an acceptable "sorry I ran over your cat" gift?
His whole family saw that I had cum in my hair once they turned on the blacklight at the bowling alley. You should have seen his mother's face.
Just found out my 21st birthday is on a Wednesday. The possibilities are cheap, as well as endless.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
My worst case scenario tonight is that I fuck a hot Swiss girl. Let that give you perspective on my life at the moment.
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I wanna throw up and cum in that order
Just witnessed my roommate pick her nose and eat it in her sleep. Remember, you made out with that.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
I've grown it out to 70s proportions. I'm calling it my chastity pelt.
Woke up in a house I don't know, with someone else's pants on, and wolverine hair, to my girlfriend yelling on the phone about the 4 girls I made out with last
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
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