My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
I'd invite him but there's too many people who have fucked me going already
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
She was giving me a handjob while I was wearing a sombrero with a beer in one hand and a hammer in the other.
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
He's used the term "balls deep" 3 times in the first hour. Thanks a lot, Plenty of Fish.
Just talked to Kate. She said I called her on Friday night. She said I was crying for 5 minutes because we were parked in front of a fire hydrant.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
Bullets don't scare me. I wish I was a coyote
Just do it. I grew some lady balls and did it last year. It's your turn. Time to show what you're made of. Hit it or quit it.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
Randomize
