SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I left a cheeto on everyone's car trailing to the house i'm at, hanzel and gretel style.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Someone just took a shot from my crotch. I should not have to drive home
Bring a bathing suit for the glitter slip n slide
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
She was rubbing her face on the carpet, she was high.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
and then I partied with my new dealers deaf pit bull. All around a good night I'd say...
how don't worse things happen to you?
I need an honest answer, no judgements. Would it make me a bad person if I fucked the other twin?
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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