the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
I only remembered where urgent care was because it's across the street from my favorite bar
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
My masturbation fantasy just had a wedding theme. I need new hobbies.
RA just said I set the all time record for a student who lost houseing..30min..I was moveing out while my new roomate was moveing in. know of any off campous places to stay??
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
He's ninety percent amazing leader, brother, and teacher, and ten percent unforgivable douche. These are the men I look up to in my life.
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This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
Just found a rebirth in peppermint schnapps. May be able to stay up all night and finish this paper after all. MERRY CHRISTMAS
She's gonna be mad if she finds out you put weed in her house warming cookies
If you can throw 105 mph it’s mandatory that you’re hung.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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