So drunk can't even tell it's my own house. WOaoOw.
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
my feelings for you are synonymous with those of a grizzly bear and salmon. i don't want to nom on you; but i need you to survive
Just so everyone's clear, it was already on fire when I got there.
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I guess wearing a straight up bikini to class is an early indication that Thirsty Thursday has started.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
he peed on his own floor last night after we left the bar. pretty much sums up how i feel about the evening
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he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
That one dude should feel honored if he were to get herpes from you. Fuck that Guy. He is a herpe.
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
My saliva right now is around 7.6% alcohol/volume.
As much of a hooker as I am you don't slam where you drink
I'm naked in a forest ranger station right now
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