i don't plan on having that self control this summer
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
i wish every aspect of life was like a bar. flirt with the cute guy two feet across from you and get whatever you want for free
Just remembered to take my BC at the liquor store. Just swallowed it with a free sample of Whiskey.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
I don't know, I think having hemorrhoids shows character. You have to be trying pretty hard to get them.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
All I did was call him a fucker when he took my pot. He didn't have to arrest me.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
Can we throw a "death to my 20s" party when I turn 30?
Sure. Funeral attire and hard liquor
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