Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
My vagina just recognized that song.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
You could give me a blowjob later? :)
I meant do something romantic..
Blowjob In the moonlight?
I don't know what happen last night but the fact that it's 9 am and I need to put my dick in something means it didn't go as planned.
Divorce is final. Doing tequila shots at 1 in the afternoon.
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
Yeah I made some freshmen feed me oddles of noodles and I passed out
You beat him at the shot competition, and proceeded to rub it in while telling everyone to "ASK ME A MATH QUESTION!!!"
Moonshine marathon is never a good idea
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
The day will come again young grasshopper. For now you must complete your training of patience and tongue biting
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
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