Yeah, it was perfect until the end. Apparently women are super attracted to me until the sleeping with part.
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Freshman orientation day on campus. Dear diary, JACKPOT.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
I had one margarita and got the worst headache of my life... its like my liver has senior week ptsd
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
the staff put glowsticks in the urinals of the porta-pottys last night and honestly drunk me has never been more grateful for anything in his life
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
Masturbated while waiting for my face mask to dry, so it was a productive night.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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