everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Playing hide and seek with all those cheeseburgers... Not our finest moment.
he keeps trying to sext me and all I can do is respond with descriptions of what im eating.
I'm going to make a mold of my tits to bake a cake for him for our anniversary.. I can see the pride in his eyes now.
As she was leaving she said "You have an awesome penis, I hope to use it again soon" I need that on a business card to hand out at the bar
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
Is it weird to say that getting an std with you was kinda romantic?
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I slept with someone only because he got my Simon Birch impression. It was a new low.
Is it morally wrong to give today's hookup a Krispy Kreme from yesterday's hookup or is it just fat love?
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
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