I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
Sorry I had passed out by this time I think, with the chicken fingers ON my face in my bed, with all the lights on, and ketchup all over.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
I know she was blacked out, but she looked directly at the toilet and said "we meet again"
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Peeling duct tape off of my dick is definitely one of the stranger sensations that I've experienced.
"There should be some kind of award for sleeping with your ex 9 times in 3 days."
I hung my underwear from the tree in his front yard. Consider my territory marked.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
I know you saw me get knocked out after I stepped on that rake why did you leave me there
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
You ever fart so bad at work that you think about taking a sick day just to spare your coworkers from the savage olfactory beating they are about to receive?
Long story short I shit on a sidewalk while walking with multiple people. Then sprinted around the streets of Tallahassee in only gym shorts as I tore my toga off and wore it as a cape.
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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